Lois Griffin: Cafeteria Chaos

Lois Griffin, dressed in her usual vibrant teal shirt, with pixel hearts

censoring her lower half, strides into Charles Darwin University cafeteria. Bull’s here!

Bull Sharkowski, the hulking shark bully, stomps in, his intimidating fins

dripping. He moves with purpose, eyes locked on a target.

¡He stole the censored lady’s nuggets! Every day, Bull would yank Lois’s lunch,

and she’d shrink a little more, her ribs showing from the constant hunger.

On the final day, Lois stacked a leaning tower of mayo-slathered sandwiches.

She slipped, launching into a slow-motion arc. With a wet THWACK,