Lost in the Snooze Loop

I woke up and immediately lost the tutorial. My alarm went off, I hit snooze, and next thing I

know it’s three business days later. My phone said “Good morning” like it didn’t just sabotage

my entire life. I stood up too fast and my vision went Minecraft shader mode.

Thought I was about to respawn. I waved at someone because my brain said “you know them.”

I did not know them. They waved back though, so now we’re lore-connected. Found money in my

pocket, got happy, then remembered it was mine. Character development

ruined. By the end of the day I sat down “for five minutes” and accidentally skipped

eight hours. NPC behavior. Zero plot. Absolute cinema.