Maid of Honor Revenge Speech

My ex cheated on me with my best friend, and they got engaged three months later.

She called asking me to be her maid of honor because apparently I should be happy for them.

I said yes, and everyone thought I'd lost my mind. Wedding day comes, and I'm standing

there with the microphone for my speech. I look at the crowd, smile, and say,

"I'd like to thank Sarah for taking my cheating ex off my hands. Oh,

and Jake, you might wanna check your phone. I just sent you those texts where

she's been hooking up with your brother for the past six weeks." The entire room

went silent. His brother stood up and just walked out. Jake checked his