Main Character vs. Shoelace Fiasco

I walked into school feeling like the main character until my shoelace had other plans.

Stepped on it and did this cartoon wobble-walk trying not to eat pavement. Some guy just sat

there watching me struggle like I was his morning entertainment. I stopped and fake-scrolled

my phone like an NPC pretending nothing happened. Then my AirPod betrayed me too,

rolled straight to his feet. Had to walk over like "haha yeah crazy weather" while

dying inside. Picked it up and seriously considered just going home. Whoever's running

my simulation that day needed to log off immediately because I was done.