Marvel Rivals Wildlife: The Gold Player

Here, deep within the lower competitive ecosystem, we observe the Gold Player confident

yet tragically unaware. Notice how the Gold Player mistakes bravery for strategy. Ah.

A classic survival error. The Gold Player does not respond to pings.

Pings are merely suggestions. Fascinating. Despite being separated for several minutes,

the Gold Player believes the team has abandoned him. Here we see the rare but

devastating Solo Ultimate. Used with maximum confidence and minimum impact. The Gold Player

will now blame balance, lag, or a mysterious hitbox issue known

only to them. In nature, this behavior is known as coping. And yet despite