Melo: Gier ohne Verstand

Melo is proof that greed doesn’t require intelligence—just audacity. He’s too stupid

to make money and too greedy to stop embarrassing himself trying. He hoards coins

like they’re wisdom, yet learns nothing. Every scam sees him coming, and somehow he still

thinks he’s the clever one. He pinches pennies so hard he forgets dollars exist,

then wonders why he’s broke. He skips common sense to save effort, skips hygiene to

save money, and skips thinking entirely because it’s never worked for him anyway.

Melo isn’t unlucky—he’s just aggressively dumb with ambition he can’t afford. If stupidity were

currency, Melo would finally be rich.