Microwave Panic Protocol at Home

I accidentally trained my family to fear the microwave So a few months ago,

our microwave started making this unholy screaming noise whenever you heated something for more

than 2 minutes. Like a smoke-alarm-meets-dying-robot sound. Instead of fixing it (because I’m

lazy), I started yelling “IT’S ABOUT TO BLOW” every time it happened and sprinting out

of the kitchen. My little brother panicked the first time. My mom unplugged

it. My dad Googled “can microwaves explode.” I thought it was hilarious.

Fast forward to last night. I’m not home. My family is eating dinner.

The microwave makes the noise. According to my mom, everyone froze.