Microwaved Grapes and Regret

tried to microwave grapes because the internet told me not to. They screamed.

Not out loud. Spiritually. My dog started barking at the fridge. The fridge barked

back. We don’t talk about that part. The grapes are gone now.

The microwave won’t make eye contact. Anyway if I disappear tell everyone it was my fault

but also worth it.