Midnight at the Louvre

They won a trip to Paris from a cereal box coupon. They rushed into

the Louvre at twilight, just before closing. Venus and Mars aligned,

bathing everything in a mysterious purple glow. My twin! Yuck!

As Courage snapped photos, the painting winked. Locked inside, they dozed off

in a fake living-room display. Hee hee hee. She pulled Muriel into the painting

and took her place. Across the room, a naked thinking statue came to

life. He stole Elisa's clothes and put her onto the pedestal.

Put some clothes on, you beatnik! Courage! Help me!