Mildly Inconvenient Life Problems

Why is everything mildly inconvenient all the time? Not enough to be a real problem,

but just enough to be annoying. Like when your phone is at 3% and suddenly every app takes

ten years to open. Or when you finally get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

Or when you remember something embarrassing from three years ago for absolutely no reason and your

brain goes, “Yes. Now is the perfect time.” Also, why do people say

“we need to talk” and then disappear for hours? That’s emotional sabotage.

And don’t even get me started on autocorrect fixing words that were already right but refusing to

fix the ones that look like a keyboard fell down the stairs. Life isn’t dramatic enough to be a movie,