Mismatched Socks of Comedy

Performer: Hello, everyone! I’m here tonight to deliver exactly two minutes of jokes

that have absolutely no connection to each other. They’re like the mismatched socks

of comedy. Let’s get this over with! ​Joke 1 I bought one of

those "Do Not Enter" signs the other day. It was delicious. ​Joke 2

What's brown and sticky? A stick! ​Joke 3 My doctor told me

I needed to start swimming to improve my health. I asked, "Do you have a pool?"

He said, "No." I said, "Okay, then I’ll just stick

to the land, thanks." ​Joke 4 Why don’t scientists trust atoms?