Misunderstandings Make Memorable Moments

Controversial take: family miscommunications create the best memories. Last Thanksgiving,

my aunt kept bragging about her new "personal trainer" named Miguel who was "so good with his hands"

and "really knew how to work her out." The whole family exchanged awkward

glances while she went on about their "intense sessions" and how "flexible" he made her feel.

My conservative uncle looked ready to faint. Turns out Miguel wasn't a fitness

trainer at all. He was her massage therapist helping with her chronic back pain.

The real plot twist? Uncle Jim immediately booked an appointment.