Mom’s Sick-Day Lie Detector

“Bro, 9-year-old me thought I was genius—fake cough, lie in bed,

skip math. Fast forward 10 minutes… Mom walks in with a thermometer, checks me,

looks at my face like I just confessed to murder. AND THEN she’s like, ‘You’re fine,

get up.’ I swear I nearly fainted from shame… but also, my Roblox avatar

was waiting. Moral of the story? Never underestimate your mom’s detective skills.

Never. Ever.”