Money Buys Tuna

🎧 Music: Overly dramatic piano + distorted meow + cash register sounds 🎙️ Voiceover (funny

male or robotic tone): A gray cat sits crying in a dark alley,

cartoon rain pouring dramatically. 🎙️: “She was sad... so sad... even the mouse left

her!” A loud “BOOOOM” — a flying luxury car appears out of nowhere.

🎙️: “Then suddenly... came a rich cat. Not just rich — emotionally unavailable and financially

unstoppable!” The sad cat gasps dramatically. 🎙️: “He said: Come with me.

I have a mansion… with fast Wi-Fi and weekly tuna bonuses.” Now the cat is dancing

inside the golden mansion while the rich cat plays piano made of gold. 🎙️: “From that