Moon Heist Gone Awry

Picture this... a super-villain. The baddest dude on the planet. His master plan

to steal the moon... gets completely derailed. Worse. By a box of Girl

Scout cookies. Look, it's a story about a man who wants to commit the biggest

crime in history, but ends up having to read bedtime stories about fluffy unicorns.

It's about the world's most advanced weaponry being used to win a carnival game. It's a cinematic

masterpiece about bad life choices, adopted children, and tiny, chaotic,

yellow... employees. That's all I'm saying. Do with that information what you will.