Morty: The Legendary Cat

“Move over garfield. Okay, so here’s why Morty is honestly the best cat I’ve ever

met.” “First off, every single vet he’s gone to loves him.

One hundred percent. He just shows up and they act like he’s a celebrity.” “He also looks exactly

like a loaf of bread when he sits down. I don’t know how he does it, but every time he

sits, he turns into bakery goods.” “And then sometimes he turns into a

chicken nugget instead. Same cat, different shape.” “He’s the perfect mix of fluffy and

a little chunky. Not too much, not too little. Just… peak cuddle material.”

“He also works as a pillow. I’m not saying you should use him as one,