Lazarus - The Memory Merchant

Come one, come all, step into the future you deserve. No more guilt,

no more hesitation, just the perfect you, preinstalled. Tired of the

ache behind your smile, tired of the questions in your mind,

with a single credit slip, you can flip the switch, leave your old

self far behind. Trade your sorrow, buy your laughter, patch your love in seconds flat.

We've got memories in every flavor, never mind where they came from, it's yours now,

just like that. Don't care to do the dishes, put your mind on autopilot.

We've got prompts for every occasion, be the perfect child, the flawless lover,