Mr. Poop’s New Year Party Invite

Okay listen bestie 💀💩, it’s me—Mr. Poop—coming straight from the toilet

bowl with some IMPORTANT TEA 🚨 YOU, yes YOU, are officially invited

to the MOST BANGER New Year party everrrr 🥳✨ This party is NOT mid.

We’ve got games, but shhhh 🤫💩—they’re a SURPRISE because mystery = spice and spice = life,

duh. Most of these games are BOYS VS GIRLS, so bring your full brain cells 🧠,

muscles 💪, and main-character energy because it’s about to be WAR (friendly war,

but still). AND WAIT—don’t flush yet 🚽💩—it’s not just games. We’ve got DANCE

performances 💃🕺 that’ll make you go “AYO??” and FOOD 🍕🍟 that’ll have me fighting for