My Brain Has Too Many Tabs

Bro have you ever just been sitting there, doing absolutely nothing,

and your brain decides to boot up seven different tabs at once like it’s a Windows laptop from

2009? Like one second I’m thinking about eating cereal, next second my brain

goes “what if I became famous for literally no reason” and then BOOM I’m imagining a montage

edit with dramatic music and zero context. That’s brainrot. That’s the lifestyle. My attention span

is cooked. Fried. Air-fried even. I can’t watch a video unless there’s

subway surfers gameplay at the bottom, Minecraft parkour on the side, and a robotic voice

explaining something completely unrelated. Silence is scary now. If there’s no sound