My Cat Hijacked My Zoom Meeting

My cat walked into my Zoom meeting like he was about to fire everyone in the room.

I'm working from home when this little CEO decides it's his moment. Struts in with his

tail straight up like a corporate flag. Head held so high you'd think he invented

oxygen. My boss is talking about quarterly reports and my cat just cuts through

the frame like he owns the company. Takes his sweet time too. Every step screaming

I'm late but still better than you. Zero shame. Zero apologies. Just pure unfiltered

confidence. Then he jumps onto my chair and sits down facing the camera.

Stares directly into the lens like he's conducting the meeting now. My coworkers lost