My Ex, The Serial Killer

You know, dating can be tricky. You meet someone, you fall in

love, then BAM! My last relationship? Let's just say it was a

real shocker. Not in a good way. Turns out, my lovely ex-girlfriend

wasn't just 'quirky.' She was, in fact, a serial killer. Yeah,

you heard that right. A serial killer. And the clues were,

well, everywhere. Like when she'd say, 'Oh,

just going for my evening… hobby.' With a glint in her eye. And the way

she looked at knives. Not like cooking, you know? Just… different.