My Friend’s Mom Didn’t Trust Me

Craziest accusation you've ever gotten from a friend I was at my friend's house having one

of those days that feels illegally perfect The kind of day that makes you think,

Yeah, maybe life's not that bad if it involves pizza roles and no responsibilities

We played Xbox for hours, trash talked each other like we were in a live tournament

with sponsors Then we swam in the pool and cannonballed until our legs gave out.

Came back in, dried off with towels that smelled like cinnamon dryer sheets, and inhaled an entire

bag of cool ranch Doritos like it was our final meal. As the sun started going down and the

sky turned that cartoon orange color, we locked eyes. Same thought. One shared goal.