My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend Evaluation Clipboard

I (20M) think my girlfriend (19F) is secretly testing me. Because every time

I come over, there’s a new “rule.” Week one: “No shoes inside.” Fair.

Week two: “No sitting on the left side of the couch.” …Okay? Week three: “If

you open the fridge, you MUST close it in exactly three seconds.” What?!

So last night I finally asked: “Why are there so many rules?” She goes: “I need

to know if you’re a red flag.” Then she hands me… a clipboard.

With my name on it. It says: BOYFRIEND BEHAVIOR EVALUATION.

Sections include: “Fridge awareness,” “Sock placement,” and “Vibe consistency.” I’m stunned.