My Sneaker Started Talking

STOP my shoe literally just spoke to me and I am freaking out. I was walking to

school this morning taking my usual route when my left sneaker suddenly yells HEY WRONG

WAY. I stopped dead in my tracks. Shoes do not talk. That is basic science.

But mine apparently missed that memo because it keeps talking. It told me it is

magic and has been waiting for the right moment to reveal itself. Now I am standing

in the middle of the sidewalk having a full conversation with my footwear while everyone walks

past staring. The shoe says it knows a better path and can guide me anywhere.

So now I have to decide whether to trust a talking sneaker or question my entire reality.