My Twin Brother, Vince

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Vin Seyok Ke He lived on the

streets of North Korea But that all changed when he called the leader,

Kim Jong Un a fatass motherfucker Because of this, he was about to be bombed

I was there as well visiting the place, and I put his dumbass in a grocery bag, which is the closest

he's ever been to food After this I had to run, jump,

and swim like the Mexicans When we made it to America, I called him my

twin to avoid suspicion, as he was also my age He used Duolingo to learn English,

and I made him play baseball to seem more American to the police I even changed his