Mystery Candy Mishap at Work

I accidentally got absolutely stoned at my corporate job because of a mystery candy.

I stopped by my parents' house, grabbed a sweet from their jar, and headed to work.

Thirty minutes later, I am spiraling. I’m paranoid, fuzzy, and convinced I’m

having a total mental breakdown. My boss comes over asking about orders, and somehow my body

goes into autopilot and answers correctly while my brain is melting. I finally faked

being sick and ran out. Later, I checked the jar and saw the same

gummy cut into precise quarters. I wasn't losing my mind, I just ate my parents'

weed.