Never Underestimate Subway Bananas

"So I was just casually running through the city… minding my own business… when suddenly… this

train comes out of nowhere! And I’m like, ‘Excuse me? What did I ever

do to you?!’ Then, just when I thought I could finally relax… a giant stack

of bananas appears out of nowhere. Bananas?! Who’s throwing bananas in the middle of

the subway?! And of course, my pet dog in the corner of the screen is judging me… like

‘Really, human? Again?’ By the time I reach the next checkpoint…

I swear, even the pigeons were clapping for me. Or maybe laughing…

it’s hard to tell. Moral of the story? Never underestimate a game… or a stack of bananas."