New Dad's Overzealous Parenting Tips

New dads think they're baby experts after watching one YouTube video. My husband literally

tried to mansplain breastfeeding to me yesterday. He's standing there with a notepad saying

the baby needs to latch at a forty-five degree angle while I'm sitting there like sir this is

my body. Then he starts demonstrating proper burping technique on our cat. The cat was not

impressed. He even downloaded an app to track feeding schedules and kept asking

if I was producing enough milk. I told him the only thing he needed to track was his

audacity levels because they were dangerously high.