No Cap Guide to Gen Alpha

Trying to understand Gen Alpha can feel like your brain is literally "rotting," but don't worry—I've

got the "rizz" to help you decode it. The "No Cap" Guide to Gen Alpha

"Listen up, Unc! If you think 'slay' is still the vibe, you’ve got negative

aura. It’s 2026, and Gen Alpha is speaking a whole different language.

Let’s decode the brainrot in 60 seconds. Ready? Bet!" "First up: Rizz.

Short for charisma. If you’ve got game, you’re the Rizzler. If you don’t? You’re definitely

from Ohio—which is slang for 'weird' or 'cringe.' And if you’re acting like a boss?

You’re a Sigma. It’s like being the alpha, but way cooler and more mysterious."