North Pole Adventure for Gnomes

When you're a gnome and Garden's making you lonely. You can always go

North Pole. When you're cementy tired of the dogs and their pee-pee.

Ooh. Seems to help to ho North Pole. When it's December

and the elves are all tipsy, singing carols off-key while they box. You can always

go North Pole. Just listen to the sleigh bells a jingling. Smell the gingerbread

and watch Mrs. Claus mingling. Stay to see the midnight lights, how can

you lose? Rudolph's snow is much whiter there. The fog nog is mightier.

And Mrs. Claus is pouring it tonight all over herself. North Pole.