NPCs and Boss Fights in Real Life

So yesterday, I’m walking home, right? Minding my business, listening to music,

pretending I’m in a dramatic edit. Then out of nowhere, this kid on a scooter zooms past me like

he’s late for a boss fight. He looks back at me and says, “MOVE,

NPC!” I’m standing there like bro… I am the main character. Anyway,

I keep walking, and the SAME kid wipes out on a tiny pebble—like the pebble wasn’t even

that serious. Man hit the ground so fast he desynced from reality. I try to help him

up, being a good citizen and all, and he goes, “Don’t touch me,

I’m loading.”He actually stands up slowly like he’s buffering. Then his mom comes