Octopuses: Overpowered Ocean Escape Artists

So octopuses are basically aliens that accidentally ended up in the ocean.

They have three hearts, blue blood, and nine brains — and somehow humans

still think they’re the smartest species. Each arm can literally think on its own, which means an octopus

can multitask better than you, me, and your entire group chat combined.

They can taste with their arms, squeeze through holes the size of a coin,

and escape locked tanks just to steal food and leave. Some octopuses have been caught punching

fish for no reason — not hunting, not defending themselves… just violence. And when they’re

bored, they solve puzzles, open jars, and mess with other animals like it’s