Odysseus: A Hero's Misadventures at Sea

So yeah, I (Greek hero, 30s, constantly stressed) have been trying

to get home from the Trojan War for years. It’s basically a never-ending Subway

Surfers run but with gods, monsters, and emotional damage. 🚀 Prologue: “Sing

in Me, Muse” The story opens with Homer calling on the Muse — basically

his creative hype woman — to help him tell how I got stuck wandering the seas after wrecking

Troy. ⚓ Level 1: Sailing From Troy We raided Ismarus (home of the Cicones).

I told my men, “Grab the loot and go,” but they threw a party instead. Cicones attacked,

people died, and we sailed off crying. Moral: Don’t overstay your raid.