Oh Cheiron: Year-End Actuarial Toast

It's the end of the year, let's tally the score. Cheiron's crushing it,

who could ask for more? Pension's secured, healthcare's in check, we're the actuaries

keeping chaos in the deck. Spreadsheets singing, projections tight, data dancing in

the holiday light. Oh Cheiron, oh Cheiron, the numbers never lie,

we've had a year of winning, no need to even try. Oh

Cheiron, oh Cheiron, you're sharper than AI, the robots can't

replace us, here's the reason why. I'm Gene, your CEO,

reporting with glee, our team's the best, I think we all agree.