Ohio Skibidi Sigma Brainrot Facts

“Did you know that in Ohio, only sigma males can survive the skibidi toilet invasion?

Fact one: Skibidi toilets originated in Ohio during the great rizzler war of 2023.

They flush away all beta energy instantly. Fact two: If you mew for 69 seconds

straight, you unlock level 999 gyatt. Baby Gronk tried it and became the

ultimate rizzler – but then Fanum taxed his entire aura! Fact three: The

real reason Grimace Shake went viral? It gives you infinite edge streaks, but only if you

drink it while gooning in Fortnite Ohio mode. Fact four: Kai Cenat once livvy dunne’d

a level 100 gyatt in skibidi land, but it was all cap – he actually got ratio’d by a smurf