OWASP Christmas in Oslo

“OWASP Cold Streets Christmas” (Gangsta rap / Christmas hacker flex) Yeah…

It’s the cold streets of Oslo… Snowfall and code calls… OWASP in the house…

Let’s go. Snow hits the ground, but the crew stays hot, OWASP Oslo — best

hackers on the block. Santa rolls up with a sack full of scans, droppin’ TCP packets like they part of

the plan. Nissen got swagger, beard iced out, throws CVEs like he’s handing gifts

out. “Yo, check your logs — I just slid through,” left a cookie in

your chimney with a payload too. We rollin’ through the snow with the OWASP flow,

lightin’ up the night like your dashboard glow. Candy cane scans and a pentest slay—