Pantsless at Frat Date Party

I, 21 male, am a college student. I'm in a frat and I'm gay.

It's not a conservative group, no one has ever given me shit for it,

but I'm the only one. Every year my college has a date party to celebrate the

end of finals. I didn't pick the theme; it's "split a suit." Basically take the

components of a suit and you have to divide that amongst you and your date. I saw the writing

on the wall; a lot of guys being shirtless with blazers and suit pants, and a lot of girls

in oversized dress shirts and ties with no pants. The issue was that didn't apply to

me. I ended up asking a guy from my class I've been casually talking to as a