Parrot Orders Pizza in My Voice

My neighbor's parrot learned to mimic my voice perfectly and now it's ordering pizza to my address.

I'm not even joking. Last Tuesday, I got a call from Domino's asking if I really wanted

six large pepperonis delivered at 3 AM. I thought it was a prank until the delivery guy showed

up. Then it happened again Thursday. And Saturday. I finally caught

the culprit when I heard my own voice coming from next door saying "extra cheese please" through

the window. This bird has memorized my phone number, my address, and apparently my

credit card info that I said out loud once. My neighbor thinks it's hilarious.

I've spent $200 on pizzas I didn't order. But here's the thing, the bird has impeccable