Pelvis Snapped: A Nonsense Rhyme

I fell out of a tree. Wailing like Elvis, I broke my pelvis. Fuckity,

fuckity, fuckity me. So, I went to the doctor's, a big whoopee.

Was it a he? Was it a she? Either way, they gasped and said,

"Well, fuck me." "Your pelvis is snapped in two. Broken and shattered.

It looks like you've been battered by a big old dirty kangaroo." "Now,

I suggest rest. It's simply the best. No working, no twerking,

no jerking around." The company said, "You won't fully get paid. You fell out of

a tree." Dearie, dearie me. If on the other shoe that the tree