Perpendicular Violence and Glitching Reality

Bro woke up and chose perpendicular violence. Why the ceiling look emotionally

unstable today?? I just saw a duck doing taxes, the simulation is glitching.

My phone just sneezed and said ‘bless you’ back. Reality got DLC and I didn’t agree

to the update. I asked Google for directions to peace and it took me to Taco Bell.

Somebody nerf Mondays, they’re overpowered. I put water in my cereal and unlocked a new form of sadness.

He said ‘trust the process’ — now I’m fighting raccoons behind a Walmart. Time isn’t real,

Wi-Fi is a myth, and my fridge just winked at me. Stay hydrated, or the ducks win.

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