Petty Revenge on a Noisy Neighbor

Whats the most petty way you got revenge on a nightmare neighbour? I live in

a small apartment building—12 units, thin walls, no soundproofing, and one absolute

menace of a neighbor. He moved in upstairs last fall. Mid-30s,

works “irregular hours,” tells everyone he’s a DJ. he is not a DJ.

He is just loud. I’m talking bass-heavy music at 1 a.m.

on weekdays, pacing footsteps like he’s training for a marathon, furniture dragging at

random hours, and yelling on speakerphone on his balcony directly above my bedroom window.

At first, I tried to be reasonable. I knocked. I introduced myself.