Phone Radiation Risks in Pockets

I want to have a wall of photographs of people's butts with a phone in the pocket.

And so, I'm, I, I go around snapping pictures of butts-

... and, and nobody understands that this is compromising, uh,

this radiation from these phones in your butt pocket is harming the ovaries, and,

uh, and, and, and for men, if they're wearing

it in the front pants pocket, it's, it's cooking the, uh,

testicles. And there's over 200 studies on the impact on, uh,

sperm and ferti- and there's a lot more studies on fertility. Always,