Phone Roulette Exposed My Girlfriend

Throwaway because my roommates are the type to scroll Reddit for drama like it’s cardio.

During finals week, my roommates and I created the dumbest game imaginable: Phone Roulette.

Rule is simple and cursed: everyone tosses their unlocked phone in the middle of the table,

we spin a bottle, and whoever it lands on gets 30 seconds to dig through a random phone and

announce the weirdest thing they find. It started out harmless. Embarrassing, but harmless.

Jake had a Spotify playlist called “Sad Boy Hours” with 847 songs like he was trying to

speedrun heartbreak. Sarah had 47 screenshots of the same outfit from slightly different angles because she

couldn’t decide if it “made her look fat.” My calculator history was literally me