Pine Cone Ambush on Tzortzi

Tzortzi is our favorite target in the mountains. Every time we go hiking, we collect pine

cones and launch them at him. He screams and runs like his life depends on it,

zigzagging between trees while we're dying laughing. The best part? He keeps coming

back. Last week, we got him so good he tripped over a rock and rolled

down a small hill. We thought we killed him until he popped up yelling Greek curses at us.

He swears he'll get revenge, but honestly, watching him scatter like a scared goat

every single time never gets old. Tzortzi, if you're watching this,

we're going hiking next weekend. You know what's coming.