Pizza Night Ends in Disaster

So alot happened today and it was all because of pizza So today the wife(22F) and I(22M) saw an

ad on instagram for $6 CiCi’s pizza. We love a good deal so we had to go, regardless of the

quality of food. We didn’t get the deal, but we were already there so paid full

price anyways. CiCi’s was pretty mid, but we ate a ton for $20(20 slices),

so overall would rate it 6/10. After this, we walked around a discount furniture

store nearby just to look around. I farted a little in the store on the couches without

issue. After this we decided to go get gas on our way home. We were at the Circle

K (God bless Circle K). My wife asked me some dumb question and I responded