Polite Revenge on a Noisy Neighbor

When your neighbor keeps disturbing you, don’t lose your temper.

Upgrade your strategy. Wake up early, become unrealistically polite, and smile like you’ve

won the lottery. Start returning favors they never asked for. Compliment their

bad music. Water your plants exactly when they’re on a call. Learn one annoying

instrument and practice the same three notes perfectly, daily, legally,

and calmly. Say “Good morning!” every single time you meet. The goal isn’t noise.

It’s consistency. Soon they won’t be angry. They’ll be confused, tired,

and silently planning to move. That’s victory, served with a smile.