Poop Clouds and Chihuahuas

Warning: my brother discovered the weirdest thing about dog poop yesterday. He was chasing my

chihuahua around the backyard when suddenly the little guy panicked and started dropping

tiny poops everywhere like breadcrumbs. My brother actually stopped to clean it up because he's

responsible like that. But here's where it gets bizarre. He looked at me

with the straightest face and said it felt like touching clouds. Actual clouds.

I can't unsee this mental image. My brother, the poop cloud connoisseur. Now every time I

see a fluffy cloud I think about my chihuahua's nervous poops and honestly I need therapy.