Pooping From a Tree Dared

What’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life? <break time="0.8s" /> Easy. <break time="0.6s" /> Back in primary

school, my friends and I dared a kid to poop from a tree. <break time="0.8s" /> Yes.

From a tree. <break time="0.6s" /> He climbed up, sat on a branch, and actually did it. <break time="0.8s" />

But halfway through… <break time="0.6s" /> A teacher walked out and caught him in the act. <break time="0.9s" /> Instant silence. <break time="0.6s" />

It happened over twenty years ago… <break time="0.6s" /> And I still laugh every time I think about it.