Porch Roof Peeping Gone Wrong

One time, in college, my buddies and I were out at the bars.

One of my friends succesfully picked up a co-ed and brought her back to the house.

It was late in the spring and was HOT, and the old house we were in didn't have A/C.

When this happened, we usually slept on couches and hammocks that were out on the front porch.

A few of us were out there for a while, when one of my buddies got the genius idea

to climb on the roof of the front porch to spy on our other buddy getting some.

He couldn't make it up by himself so I boosted him, tried to follow him up there couldn't

make it, and fell back to sleep on a couch. Next thing I know, there are 5 cop