Postpartum Surprises in Schweinerville

Let me tell you something wild from my nursing adventures—Schweinerville in the postpartum unit.

Picture this: you’re thinking I got into nursing for diapers and baby coos. But no,

there I was immersed in the mysterious land of exposed Schweners. Yes,

even in the sacred postpartum unit, where you'd least expect it! You might wonder,

"why there?" Trust me, I pondered the same under the dim hospital lights every shift.

Every two hours, I ninja into my patients' rooms, not to scare anyone but just to confirm

that everyone's still breathing, the unspoken rule of hospital life. A quick peek around

the curtain, ensuring new moms are sound asleep, dreaming peacefully. And then—boom,